You Might be a Redneck if …

Yes, we are still alive and kicking in North Carolina. You know you might be a redneck if you come home and find a toilet on your front porch–and we did! The freight delivery man left a pallet and a new toilet as close as he possibly could to the front door. The cute little Toto privy weighed to much to bring in the house in one piece, so it stayed out on the porch all weekend. To quote a friend of mine, “Welcome to the zip code E-I-E-I-O.”

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The porcelain throne at the front door–now the neighbors know we are crazy!

More updates soon.

xo♥, Lissy

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7 Responses to You Might be a Redneck if …

  1. " says:

    Oh Lissy this post makes me laugh! When we built our present house many moons ago my husband (a builder) had a storage container in front surrounded with “stuff”. He made comments about others being “ahem” rednecks…but we were the worst!!

  2. Erika says:

    If you actually USED the toilet on the porch, then you absolutely positively are a redneck…..lol couldn’t resist!!

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